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This was written by my niece, Lauren
Daniels
Dear (Yoder) Family,
My youth pastor Jeff Warren (of
Bethany Evangelical
Free Church in Canby) and I got into a "battle"
over which Yoder family reunion is better! (Yes there are two.) As
a joke I sent him an invitation to ours (immediately below). The
letter that he sent me back follows our invitation. I didn't intend to
be shown up like that! Please enjoy his attached email it is quite
humorous.
Lauren Daniels
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-----Original
Message-----
From: Lauren Daniels
To: Youth-Minister-Jeff-Warren
Subject: FW: Yoder Reunion
BEAT THAT!
Lauren Daniels |
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2007 Yoder Reunion
Sunday,
August 5, 2007
1:00 PM
Smyrna
United Church of Christ
31119 S.
Canby-Marquam Hwy. (170)
Canby,
Oregon
(7 miles
south of Canby)
Potluck dinner
Please
bring your own table service
Paul Yoder –
set up
Louise Adams
– Punch
Patricia
Bullard – coffee
Vernon &
David Yoder – Ice Cream!!!
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From:
Youth-Minister-Jeff-Warren
To:
Lauren Daniels
Subject:
RE: Yoder Reunion
Lauren, please see attached… I
think we can beat it rather handily!!!!We have a HUGE celebration
planned…
Youth-Minister-Jeff-Warren |
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To the most amazing Yoders on
the face of the Earth who in their humility didn’t need to name a town
after themselves to draw attention to who they are. It's that time
again and it's approaching fast. Mark your calendar, make your
plans for the annual Yoder reunion which will be held on Sat., August
4th. Same time, 12:00 noon, same place, there will be a NASCAR Race,
Game Hunting, Bungee Jumping, Massage Therapy, Macaroni Paintings, Gunny
Sack Race, Demolition Derby, a group discussion with Steven Spielberg
Yoder
about his new movie Raiders
Of The Lost Ark 4, |
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concert featuring Kutless
Yoder 
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| Toby Mac
Yoder 
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and Third Day Yoder
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have a spiritual lesson given to us by brother Billy Graham Yoder
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. Tell all your family
members and encourage them to come to find out
what's happening with 'The
Children of Israel.' Israel T, Yoder that is…
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| It’s been a great year for
Shia Lebeouf Yoder (above) and his new movie Transformers
(featuring Optimus Prime Yoder) … So he will give us an update
of what’s happening with his career.
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| This year as a family we
will be praying over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who we’ve just
found out are Yoders!!! They have also agreed that once we do this,
they will adopt one of us who will be chosen by random drawing
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Please be sure to bring this
invitation with you as we had trouble last year with Paparazzi sneaking
into the reunion and taking pictures. None of us want to be on the
cover of The Enquirer again. We will once again be in tents so the
helicopters can’t take pictures of our celebration.
Also, this year our 2 favorite
brothers Ben Yoder and Jerry Yoder will be making ice cream from
scratch…
Blessings,
The Dwight
& Carol Yoder Clan (this
year's organizers)
If you need more info or have
questions, contact John and Penny Yoder at:
Wearethebestyodersever@otheryodersaredumb.net |
